How to join the middle class

How to join the middle class in three easy steps.

  1. Stay in education until 18. Finish your A levels/NVQs.
  2. Get and keep a job for a year. This will give you a good base for getting promoted.
  3. Don’t have children unless you are in a stable marriage.

In 49 times out of 50 this is a damn good basis for your life and happiness.

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